Sick and Complaining


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Draco is sick. Draco would just like to lay down right now. Draco made an amusing jest that Draco would just write the words “Draco is sick” forty-seven times and  have that be the week’s post. Writing a post shouldn’t have even been a problem because Draco already wrote a post reviewing Rimworld(spoilers: it’s great) but Draco doesn’t have the screenies set yet.


Also Draco has a bad taste in his mouth. If Draco had to describe Draco would say it is the passage of time stealing one’s loved ones while one looks on through the space but as a taste. So like slightly too old. Very annoying.


Oh and the My Mix feature of YouTube keeps putting not songs on. Draco wants background noise, not an explanation on the law of attraction. Upon further reflection that seems kinda ironic but Draco is still not happy about it!

What Draco is happy about is Draco found that brand of modeling clay that Draco likes. They redesign the box too often. Draco hasn’t opened it yet though because germs or whatever. Also Draco found the Iron Giant and that new Final Fantasy movie for cheap but Draco hasn’t had time.


Luke Cage was really good though.Clap clap clap. Draco also caught up on another show but that fits with a post Draco plans for the end of the month so we can talk about that then.


It’s annoying having very little to extensively talk about and then having those things be topics you want to cover later or that you aren’t set up to finish yet. That kinda makes Draco wonder how authors and game developers survive the creation process without just being super transparent.

Oh on that note Draco is doing some great characterization lately. Maybe Draco will do that whole NANOWRIMO thing. It’s a shame Draco doesn’t have a Word install on this comp. Word Online is essentially just Google Docs but slightly worse. If they’re going to release Word free for mobile then they should do it for not mobile too. >.< .

Another thing! If you can input text there should be an automatic spellcheck! Did you know that Photoshop has a spellcheck but you have to go find it in a menu if you want to use it. Is there a way to make it automatic? Probably not! If there is please tell Draco.

You’re probably wondering how much longer Draco can continue this sea of complaints, right?   Well that’s the plan Draco formed halfway through writing this. One hour of complain writing!

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Why is YouTube so incredibly stupid? They abuse the people who actually allow their company to run aka content creators, they worship advertisements even though their YouTube Red idea was built off the principle idea that their user-base hates advertisements so much they’d pay to have them stop, and they continue to step at Draco with advertisements and suggestions involving this YouTube Red even though a blind man who is also dead and in space could see that the platform along with essentially every other idea they’ve come up with in the past few years are all total failures.

Draco just started watching Daredevil. It’s cool but it’s kinda weird how the bad guys are using blinded slave labor. Maybe that was in the comics but it just seems out-of-place that the one superhero who is blind would just happen to be fighting the only villains who keep their victims compliant with blindness. Like imagine a one-armed superhero discovering a villain was using only people with one arm. It’s weird.

Why does Windows think desktop users want a lock screen and why does the lock-screen keep asking Draco to ask random questions? Why would Draco want to know how far away the Grand Canyon is? How about instead of making Draco pull up this sorry excuse for a screen saver you just let Draco use the computer and look it up for you? AND WHY DID YOU REMOVE GROUP POLICY EDITOR on some editions of windows 10? DRACO NEEDS THAT TO FIX YOUR GARBAGE DECISIONS more effectively and with greater control WINDOWS PEOPLE!

Why did a sad song have to come on just as Draco was getting fired up? That’s sad.


Why is the sad song still on? Draco finished talking about it? *cries*


IT’S STILL ON! *cries*


How has the human race not created the perfect box yet? We have the tools but not the drive apparently. Think about it though. In every sci-fi future setting you can tell it’s the future because every single box has the same basic design. If we want to live in a future that’s the future we need to perfect our boxes.

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Why are there no really good procedurally generated murder mystery games yet? Why are there no really good murder mystery games where the killer changes between playthroughs? Why aren’t there more good regular mystery games? Most importantly why does Draco crave the opportunity to solve crimes on occasion? Draco blames psych for being a great show.

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Psych was removed from Netflix.

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Draco Dreams and Game of Shelves


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Draco had a dream the other night.

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The Draco in this dream was slightly different in that he had opened up a stall in front of his home similar to that of a lemonade stand and it was selling “be less awful coupons” and “the future” whatever that means. We open on Draco lamenting the lack of jars available to hold all the money from selling the futures and coupons. A mysterious man who is presumably one of this Draco’s business partners suggested that instead of storing money in jars we expand our demographic and purchase all the local rest stops. By forming a monopoly we could start price gouging and make bank. Banks are good places to store money sort of and even if that is just an expression we could probably use it as temporary storage till we go shopping. Draco seems hesitant but that doesn’t matter because Draco’s bodyguards have arrived and they say that Draco must leave for Town City immediately.

A bunch of those scene transitions from The Hills where they just show people driving to pad the time play.

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We arrive at the warehouse where Draco keeps his shelf. Draco and bodyguards enter through double doors dressed to the nines and all sunglassed up. It seems our dramatic entrance is for naught till we look over to the shelf and see essentially this guy.

“Hello, Draco. I’m a rich man and I’ve decided that I want to sit on this shelf all day. You see up until a few days ago this was the only shelf in the entire city I didn’t own. Now with the new law they passed I can sit here as much as I want.”

“What!?” The bodyguards barely hold Draco back as he lunges towards rich man. To be honest though he was only and this was some abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere so really they should have just offed the sod.

“Didn’t you hear? Any shelf that doesn’t have brownies on it is now considered public property. I certainly don’t see any brownies here so it would seem I’m free to do as I please.”

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“WE will see about that” Draco pulls up his sleeve to reveal a golden bracelet. It glows and peoples hair gets swept back because magical forces or whatever.”Therese the Demon Baker( She’s from the same story as Mallory and she’s been getting a lot of character development so she totes owes Draco a favor), you are hereby summoned to this realm!”. Blinding light or whatever clouds yadda yadda Therese appears.

“Heeeeeeeeello!♪ How may I help you?” Therese grins with the type of smile you use to sell pastries at exorbitant prices.

” Ah yes. We will be needing enough brownies to cover every shelf in this city.” Evil plan energy fills Draco’s pores in anticipation for the upcoming victory against the evil rich man.

“Um ok!♪ If this is a bulk order you will need to fill out some paperwork I have some of the forms on me” Therese rummages through a tote bag flinging up a storm of paper. It is unclear why Rich Man didn’t hear them talking or notice the rustling but oh well. Baking montage time. Filling out forms! Carrying ingredients! Oh no; someone covered themselves in flour! Eggs being cracked! Stirring! A watched brownie never boils! That’s important because you aren’t supposed to boil brownies. Everything being delivered! Team High five midair freeze-frame!

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“WHAT!? How did you cover the shelves in brownies!?” Rich Man stumbled backward in shock. He attempted to balance himself on a shelf but was repelled by the power of brownies.

“It looks like you underestimated Draco’s ability to pay people to bake for him. Rookie mistake.” This Draco was smug about this for some reason.



“WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL YOU STILL HAVE DEFEATED MY ARMY OF SUPER TINY PEOPLE!” Apparently that’s a thing Rich Man has and cares about? Who would have guessed. Also he’s doing that weird tantrum thing that rich people do on TV.

“Like borrowers?” That’s what Current Draco was going to say too. Great minds.

“Yes like borrowers… Raise an army from your villages and meet me on this field again by the end of the month!” Rich Man probably didn’t understand this was a dream and we were just going to time skip.

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Draco returned one month later with a sizable band of viking looking miniature people. Rich Man was perches on a shelf-less rafter while his legion of very roman looking borrowers. The two forces clashed near the center of the room but Draco’s forces were pushed back quickly as the legionaries made short work of the under-equipped Draconian forces. Draco was doing pretty poorly, trying to fight with tiny weapons. Draco watched the tiny nameless people dying and it was all pretty traumatic.At some point though Draco remembered something.

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Draco is appalled at how long it took this Draco to remember that Draco could crush everyone. From then on it was all about saving everyone who came to help and then handling things the unfair giant way. It really didn’t take long… The council of tiny people decided that Rich Man would be burned at the stake for his crimes and everyone celebrated with brownies. The original problem of having nowhere to put all the money was solved by Therese taking all of it.


And that was Draco’s dream.


Curbed Enthusiasm and Distraction Clouds


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So Draco was really excited to write a post about the magical adventure of having to pick up his diploma . It kinda spiraled out of control when it started becoming an animated comic. Honestly it wasn’t that interesting. Also the backstory where a person doesn’t understand how forms, the post office, giving out their email, and being a responsible adult works drags it into “Make Draco so angry he has to stop writing” territory… Ultimately Draco just needs to put it down on paper so Draco can go write about something else. Ideally Draco will write another post really soon and make up for all the breaks.:/


Distraction Clouds!

So it all started with Draco putting on a shirt.Draco had the choice of putting on that shirt that fit from two posts ago or a comfy shirt from whenever Assassin’s Creed 3 came out.

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This is the shirt. It’s comfy and was on sale. So Draco goes in the sweltering heat and this is turning into an overly dramatic mess again oh no… On the way to the college Draco saw this mural for a community project or whatever. They had school kids paint the wall near the school. It appear that someone decided to paint what appears to be two priests being crucified with the world on fire in the background. Actually that might be the sun and the moon. Brown haired guy has really long legs.It’s probably depicting that form of torture where you stretch a person.


This is how Danganronpa starts so stop it.


Puhuhuhusee you soon!

So Draco departed world on fire land and eventually got to the waiting room.  It was essentially empty with one person in line and two people playing trashcan basketball but with kissing.


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Eventually the line person finishes and it was Draco’s turn. Draco carefully quells what fury lies in his heart and Draco is greeted with a perfectly nice person. Draco expected the person to try to charge Draco a second time but no. They understood the situation and were super happy and positive and Draco was really feeling those positive vibes.Also they looked like Chloe from Life is Strange which is always appreciated. So Draco gets the diploma says thank you and then they say ” I love your shirt…”.This made Draco so HAPPY but sadly that punctuation is an ellipses.”Assassin’s Creed 3 really was the last good game ever made!” Ya Draco was a bit stunned. Draco had never actually heard someone say a single positive word about 3. Admittedly they could have meant last good game in the franchise or by Ubisoft but no it seems like she meant out of everything.Draco just had to smile and nod ya know. It’s like talking about Indian Jones and someone saying their favorite is the one with Shia Labeouf.  Curse the awkwardness. T_T


And that’s the story.

Draco reviews The End( the Game, not the Movie, Book, Song, Poem, Sculpture, or Pet Turtle)


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Draco was delayed due to jumping and wanting to sleep. Honestly it’s better though because originally this post was gong to include a rant about sleep schedules and all that and no one really wants to hear that, right? AND NOW people were being loud so Draco lost his train of thought. AND AND NOW AVG DID THAT “FIX COMMON PROBLEMS” THING THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS AND IT MADE DRACO LOSE HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT ON A PARAGRAPH WHICH WAS SOLELY GOING TO BE ABOUT LOSING HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT! WHEN WILL THE LOSING OF THOUGHT TRAINS END?


Before we begin the review lets take a moment to appreciate that smooth transition.

So about The End… Go go press release ranger!

The End is a free, online web-game commissioned by Channel 4 Education, and scheduled for release in August 2011.

It is a game of self-discovery for 14-19 year olds which integrates strategy, puzzles and philosophical questions into a world which explores a range of commonly (or less commonly) held views about death, belief and science.

The game takes the player on a metaphysical journey, recording their interactions in the world to reveal their attitudes towards mortality. These views are presented alongside their friends and some of the most important thinkers of our time, such as Gandhi, Descartes and Einstein.

Set across three worlds – Mind, Body and Spirit – the player must use a unique shadow ‘n’ light mechanic to solve physics-based puzzles, answer questions and battle the world’s Guardians. The ultimate prizes are the Death Objects, ranging from a memorial diamond to a human heart, which deepen a player’s contextual knowledge of death and help them progress through the game.

The End is produced by award-winning games studio Preloaded with content from the mega brained Tom Chatfield (author of Fun INC). It has been illustrated with the ninja pencil skills of Luke Pearson and has an original score composed by Peter Mauder of Phonotheque. Additional consultancy has also been provided by Nigel Warburton (creator of the successful Philosophy Bites podcasts).

The End is this cute little browser game by @C4education / @Preloaded that asks those hard-hitting question about life and death and all such things. Also they have the best press release Draco has seen yet. That doesn’t really tell you about the game but it’s clear that the people behind The End are extremely helpful.  Literally the opposite of what a group trying to make The End in real life would be like. Also probably less cackling and self destruct switches. Thank you for padding Draco’s word count.

It was recommended to Draco as a device to test character morality. Basically you have your character go through the quiz and blah blah blah self discovery. It really doesn’t work well for that task. It’ll probably take around 4 hours more or less to finish and that’s impractical if you have a giant cast. There may be a way to change it all after you finish but that’s no fun. You want to do things right you make each character a seperate profile.  Anyway…


To start off with you make a cute little avatar of yourself and then you’re expected to walk in a line. This section took Draco about 10 minutes because what if there is suddenly a secret back the other way? The screen will gradually shake more and more until the world seems to end and then you get yelled at by Super Buff Meat Boy, Puff the Magic Dragon Man, and Pink Mouth Cthulhu. Then you go on a journey to convince these three to give you all their stuff.


So when Draco was told to play this Draco expected moral questions and moral questions but most of the game is jumping puzzles.


They do have a cute little walk on shadows mechanic which lets you make shadows into solid platforms which you or objects can be supported by but most of the game takes place in areas too bright to actually use it. Most of the time you’re pulling levers, climbing ladders, and jumping from platform to platform to avoid spikes. Sometimes you have to aid boulders in their journey to hold down pressure plates. On your jump journey you’ll encounter a keys with some lovely quotes and at the end of each stage a set of doors.theend4


These doors come with moral questions( Yay!) which could take you anywhere up to 4 minutes or so to answer. Beyond these doors lies one of the three apparent guardians, Super Buff Meat Boy, Puff the Magic Dragon Man, and Pink Mouth Cthulhu, who will then play some sort of board game with you. The stakes are thankfully low because if they actually wanted Draco to go do the entire level over again just for a single bad hand of tiles then this review would just be Draco ranting and screaming instead of a review style review.



So you pick little bonus powers, a hand is generated, and aside from the numbers it’s basically Othello. You try to flip your opponents pieces by having a higher number .Ideally you think ahead and understand what tiles can flip your tiles and then wear the opponent down until they have no moves left but at later stages they may be able to obscure their tiles as seen above. If you’re fast enough you can see what the tile has before they play it but that’s sorta cheaty. It’s fairly straight forward overall.

Other Stuff

One of Draco’s favorite part of The End was the little bios for each object.

Admittedly it’s a little weird. There doesn’t really seem like there is a point to them story-wise. Like if there was a way to drop one and then you did drop one but no one noticed the story probably wouldn’t be affected.

The best part of The End though is the Death Dial.

Watching the little dot move as more questions were answered and seeing the most like section change from Karl Marx, to Winston Churchill,  to Rosa Parks, and finally to Indira Gandhi was quite entertaining. The Crusader/ Awakener/ Truth-teller / Mystic stuff was also enjoyable but comparing yourself to famous people is always the most fun.

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This armor is so cool looking though.

The comparison is the draw and what will make you think back on the experience ultimately. Draco had fun even though platformers are Draco’s least favorite playable genre.Jumping from platform to platform can apparently be enhanced with philoshpy apparently.

The Future May Twist and Turn but Don’t Lose Your Way Towards Staying Fresh With the Cavalry


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Draco went to the merchants the other day to buy their wares. Warning this will mostly be Draco bragging about stuff Draco bought. On the way there Draco learned that some people can apparently bend infinitely. Draco saw a car accident result and the poor guy was twisted around. Spine had to have been spring shaped, oh and his one leg had a brand new knee below his regular knee. Draco suspected he was dead but then a few minutes later the guy was walking around. Not a visible scratch on him. Twas magic apparently.

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Anyway Draco went into this one anime store. Draco is always feeling terrible when Draco goes in this store but that’s not their fault. Same thing happens any time Draco talks to an adviser. They had stuff and of course Draco wanted a lot of it but Draco isn’t willing to drop $200 on not actually metal swords, Draco has too much shame to buy a boob mouse pad( though Draco needs an actual mouse pad so it would have been an actually practical purchase), wall scrolls need somewhere to hang, the plushies weren’t appealing enough,  and all of the costumes would have looked ridiculous on Draco so Draco just grabbed a shirt and some blind bags. This cashier was much better than the one Draco met at this store the last time and she convinced Draco to buy two additional bags. It was $15 for 2; $20 for 3… The shirt didn’t fit even though it was a large but Draco isn’t feeling bad because at another store Draco bought a size medium and it fit. Clothing makers need to get their act together. All in all check out the cute future of music Miku!


Draco tried to make this one look hologram-y without making many selections. It was Miku’s birthday the other day so be sure to wish her a happy one.


The bottom Miku had lighting issues which is why she got the solo shot. The only reason this didn’t get cropped more was to save a pic and show off Helena. Helena is the best yo. Be sure to watch Orphan Black since it’s better than whatever show steals Best Actress from Tatiana Maslany.


So then Draco went in search of refreshment, as one does on a hunt. Yadda yadda stuff blablah Draco came upon another provider of goods. The contents of the shop reminded Draco of that one store Draco went to where the shopkeeper told Draco to go away since Draco obviously couldn’t afford any of the obviously high price items( worthless knockoff garbage) in his tiny cubical shop but this shop was bigger with more items and better staff. As Draco was respectfully greeted by a proper shopkeeper Draco noticed the same item that had caught Draco’s eye earlier. Admittedly wooden rather than plastic but oh well. Super cheap anime related sword and they had a two for one special since it was part of a set.


Every time Draco looks at this Draco laughs. What a totally nonsensical purchase.

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Credit to PonyLord

It may not be perfect but it was cheap and it does exist so ultimately Draco is happy with the purchase. The scissorblades are some of the most iconic swords of recent anime so Draco is glad to have them. Well even if they weren’t iconic Draco would be happy with just about anything Kill la Kill related.A real one like they made on Man At Arms Reforged would have been preferable but way more expensive.

Then Draco just went to Barnes and Noble s and picked up some of the usj.

Oh and the other day Draco picked up some of them amiibo the ebays are always talking about. Callie and Marie are truly squidtastic.


“Stay Fresh”

And then way before that Draco picked up this Tracer Pop


“Keep calm and Tracer on!”

Draco wasn’t going to share this one since it was a while ago but Draco spent too much time making her chronal accelerator shiny and lit.


Pant Pants Pantaloons and a Good Source of Stress


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Warning: Draco talks about stuff he found on a website that believes it’s religious.In reality it’s just a small pathetic group that just wants a way to feel superior and that their miserable pathetic lives have value by disgracing established religions with their presence. If you don’t like reading about such things please skip to the part that starts with KABLAMO!

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So Draco was watching the telly and noticed something. It wasn’t something important but it was something Draco could gripe about for like 200 words or so so it seemed perfect for a post. This is the gold Draco thrives on. If people can charge money to read an article whining about Overwatch characters being called heroes Draco can certainly whine about this for free( if only Draco could figure out a way to charge… you didn’t read that). Side note Draco would like to rant about that eventually. Please remind Draco; thank you. So anyway Draco went to go research the topic because what if it’s just some obscure thing Draco didn’t know. Draco doesn’t want to seem like some jerk complaining about a normal thing. So Draco goes and searches and as far as Draco can tell the complaint is 100% valid but what catches Draco’s attention is that the first two results were about how women who wear pants are harlots and that Katy Perry is an agent of the devil. Along with that, apparently watching television makes you an adulterer. Disappointingly Draco can’t replicate the results a day later but the fact that these stupid sites could appear from a simple grammar check is disturbing( Actually Draco did after finishing this post but they certainly won’t get any traffic from here.). All people have the right to wear whatever clothing they want( Well assuming it’s not like naked clothing. Like you can’t just puts socks on and say ” hey I’m fully dressed”. You’ll catch a cold that way). As for television being adultery well the only way that works is if you don’t know what adultery means… Perhaps they should read a book.  Also how does such a stupid lunatic make a web page? Sure their choice of colors is atrocious but still they made an actual website.  Draco took multiple classes in college that were all about coding and yet this imbecile didn’t even miss a semicolon.  Well to be specific multiple imbeciles because  there were multiple site but imagining them as one congealed mass makes Draco feel better about humanity as a whole. It’s hateful idiots like this that have given Draco a two-week long headache( Actually it was probably the weather or neck position that prolonged it but stupidity definitely started it.). Ignorance is bliss so they’re probably having a wonderful time being awful and thinking that either god or the devil actually care about leg-wear. Sure there is that old saying “the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing women to put their legs into two cylinders of fabric also Katy Perry is totes his bff lol and hes cheatin on his wif with a televisizn” but that will never actually be a saying and if anyone actually believes garbage like “women shouldn’t wear pants” or “watching television is adultery” Draco hopes you have a terrible day and gain some common sense. Also some sort of pants related punishment like they just catch on fire or something. That’d be swell. It’s hard to think of a tv related punishment other than having a tv fall on their head and sure they probably deserve that but Draco’s a softie so lets leave it at fire.



Anyway the thing Draco originally wanted to complain about.There was a Victoria’s Secret commercial and they apparently started calling their lines of sports pants “sports pant”.So they are pants but they leave off the s. It’s a singular pant apparently. It’s not half a pair of pants either; it’s the whole pants. that’s sorta weird. It’s not really a problem but really, who was in that meeting where they decided to drop the s? How did they make that decision. Draco is flabbergasted. It’d be like Toyota deciding they sell truk. Sure it has no bearing on the product but it’s really weird. It’s hard to focus on when you get distracted by garbage cans learning html  and spewing stupid vitriol but when you ignore that it does provide a quality baffling. It’s like how baffling can apparently be a noun except how that is surprisingly common and pant being used for pants is relatively rare.

This is surprisingly from 2012… This has been going on longer than we could have ever expected.





Also, as a reward for that rant here you may gaze upon a corgi puppy.

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So Much Draco and the Itsy Bitsy Spider


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So Draco saw this spider in the shower. Actually before the story look at how Draco used “So Draco” AGAIN after mentioning the habit in the last post. It wasn’t a conscious decision either.


Draco had a clear plan to stretch one story about a spider into a full post and yet this happens. What a magical world we live in!

Anyway the spider. It was probably a baby spider. No bigger than several eyelashes combined into the shape of a spider. It crawled in to get water or something probably. The problem was that it was just slightly bigger than a water droplet and water droplets could probably kill it in one or two hits. The poor thing realized this about half way down the shower which is probably like 3 driving measurements(miles, kilometers, Draco will not deal with the differences.). If Draco tried to help it at all it would probably be crushed and Draco considered giving it a quick death instead of a long painful drowning but then the spider started climbing. Two steps at a time they climbed and while it seemed unlikely eventually they made it. The path seemed insurmountable but with persistence they surmounted! If you ever feel like you can’t do something think of this spider and do the something! You are much larger than a spider( Well unless you’re a Borrower but hey y’all have plenty of inspirational stories already. ( Actually this spider was way smaller than a Borrower so never mind.) ) and a stream of water from a shower probably wont kill you. You are amazing and you can definitely do it! Even if a stream of water does kill you somehow at least you tried!


So Draco and the Adoptables Trade


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So Draco started writing this post and then thought “how many posts begin with ‘So Draco’?” and that feels like an important topic. Draco scrolled through to December 31st of last year and there were surprisingly only two instances. There were posts where “So Draco” pops up but they tend not to actually begin the post. This one was just barely out of the running because of Labronbrium. It’s important to examine yourself and figure out which words you may be using too often. From there you can choose to reduce the number of instances or if you’re like Draco, increase them. So Draco, so Draco, so Draco, so Draco, so Draco, so Draco, so Draco.


This falls under parody whoever owns the rights to that’s SO raven.

Anyway, Draco’s been doing the whole drawing thing almost every night and when not drawing Draco looks for tips, tricks, and inspiration. On the hunt Draco came across something which in reality is pretty much benign but the presentation seemed a bit creepy. So there was this thing that seems to have started on presumably DeviantArt a few years ago called “adoptables”. So the idea is that people create characters, animals companions, alien species, yadda. Basically you buy the rights to the character which is sorta normal but this person had this sad cube of characters. Draco’s done essentially a mock-up of what it looked like with gold instead of money because money makes it creepier and it broke Draco’s heart a little bit…


None of these are actually for sale. This is an example! Jeez.

Ignoring the parts where Draco was witty, isn’t this creepy. Draco is being distracted by all the cute characters Draco made but still this doesn’t seem okay appearance wise. The rows are probably the cause. Individual ones didn’t bother Draco but this format does. It seems like people still create adoptables but all of the newer ones seem to have them as individuals like Draco suggests so maybe this was actually a controversy. Adoption agencies do charge some money for legal fees and such so it’s fine but it’s not like the adoption agencies make the children. Adoption is the attempt to give a child a loving home because they don’t have a viable one but these characters were made to be exchanged for currency. Draco is no lawyer but Draco is pretty certain selling babies you made would be illegal. This is obviously not illegal and the new owner may give the character a great life with many adventures. Ultimately this is a way for people who can’t create characters or just really like characters to obtain intellectual property but the cold efficiency and the big sold signs bothered Draco and  that sort of sullied the whole concept.

Cats in the Clouds and Rose Architecture


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Draco took the old camera out for a spin the other day and do you know what happened? Draco took some photos. All of you who said world peace are pretty dumb, sorry.


Fly away with meow.


Clouds. A truly worthy cause.

Draco spelled truly correctly on the first try for perhaps the first time.


Draco just like the brick. It’s like the worst castle ever.


It’s like a hallway but outside.


A rose by any exposure is just as sweet. Also if you intentionally overexpose it’s not bad so shush.


Still sweet.


Draco can’t think of any cat puns at the meowment.


Draco reviews RWBY and Nora!


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So Draco started and finished RWBY the other day.Technically it was a restart; Draco tried it and didn’t really want to watch it the first time. Another thing Draco did; Draco learned that Draco can include descriptions of things while reviewing them to pad word count.

The future-fantasy world of Remnant is filled with ravenous monsters, treacherous terrain, and more villains than you can shake a sniper-scythe at. Fortunately, Beacon Academy is training Huntsmen and Huntresses to battle the evils of the world, and Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang are ready for their first day of class.

That’s handy. So basically “World has monsters, people have cool weapons and powers, and it all takes place in a school because anime.”. All pretty standard stuff for this type of thing.


One of the problems with RWBY is when the characters walk and sometimes when they handle objects. The budget was spent elsewhere and that’s fine but it just so happens that RWBY starts with this. In reality though it starts with the trailers which they don’t include in the Netflix version for some reason.  Also they put every episode into one mega episode so it can be off-putting with sheer time alone. That’s a problem with every show on Netflix by Rooster Teeth though so it’s fine sorta. Actually it’s not but you know. Once you get past all that you find a show that’s pretty swell. It’s a shame that Draco held off so long on watching it. Oh and another thing; the only villain who isn’t just “NYEHEHEHE I’m EVILLLL” is seemingly mute. It’s more about the heroes though so that really doesn’t matter probably. There are a few good puns, they make you care about even some of the side characters, there’s a dog, what more can you want?


Draco’s Mom drew this one. She gets all the credit.❤

Well you can want good main characters and the good news is they have that.


You have Ruby who is basically Nepgear from Hyperdimension Neptunia but not a boring pessimistic optimist with a sister who outshines her as a main character in a story centered around herself. They both have admirable idealism and combat competency but  Ruby actually realizes this and that makes her a worthy main.


Welp Draco feels bad now… Sorry.

Weiss is rich and has a stick lodged somewhere that is so unknowable that the best doctors in the land couldn’t remove it. Also Draco had to look up how to spell her name so Draco is pretty bitter. She ends up getting called an ice queen a lot even though she’s basically the mage character and she can shoot fire along with ice and probably electricity.You kinda start to like her as she starts show more dere and less tsun but maybe it’s actually just Stockholm Syndrome. What is impressive is that she is so ice queen-ie that one of the villains refers to her as such having never presumably met her. You don’t even notice till someone point it out too. She’s a pretty well-defined character if that’s the case.

Blake is basically the tail end of the plot for the first volume and saying what she’s about would basically spoil all that. She’s supposed to be the rogue but she’s more of a support.

Yang is Ruby’s sister who likes punching stuff and a good pun. Draco can appreciate that.Draco would say she’s the coolest cat but that isn’t entirely true.Cats don’t really punch so it wouldn’t work. Maybe a wombat. Wombats seem like they punch. She’s the tank of the party but also brings most of the dps.


Jaune is Nepgear if Nepgear’s pessimism and self defeatism were basically on the nose.


Pyrrha is a sweetheart. Clap clap clap. You’ll like her because everyone does.

Ren is a guy who was designed to be a minor character and the only reason he made the list was association. Technically a success.

… and then there is the best character. When Draco questioned “Is RWBY a ok show or a certified Draco approved show?” this character leapt up and said some stuff. Then they said some more stuff, followed by the word “Boop”, and finally said the most important thing of all. Actually no they said some other stuff after boop. After that part they definitely said the important thing. And it was said on that day:


Ya probably spoilers for Nora because she’s the best. Like if you actually plan on watching just finish this later.


If only this was a gif…

She’s like Thor because big ol’hammer/ being the god of thunder stuff  but Nora is more fun. Also she once took out 12 basically bears in her sleep.


Nora can fly with her grenade launching hammer.


Nora has ambition and a desire for desirable real estate.


Nora has the solution for basically every problem.


And most of all Nora drove Draco to do fanart which hardly ever happens.


Nora alone is a reason to watch the show honestly. Draco means a separate reason from “likable character”. For example…


Reasons to Watch RWBY:

Top notch fight scenes.

Imaginative world building.

Zwei is a cute puppy.


A Chibi spinoff.

Likable characters.



See. It happened.


Oh and thanks Monty Oum for the show! Rest in peace friend.