Draco makes a blog, first thing typed is a title. Now if there isn’t a title, it’s wrong. There is one. They just messed up publishing it. This mess annoyed Draco greatly. The titles in these posts are Draco’s favorite part.
“Most people know tlc stands for Timber Loving Care, but–“
The above is sad. Why did the person who said it have to be so ignorant? Why? Forsooth. Draco isn’t sure if Draco used forsooth appropriately but Draco really wanted to use it.