Look at this cutie. This is a puppy for those of you who don’t know.
Look at those defiant little eyes. They’re like “Ya I’m cute fool. Close your gaping mouth and give me treats or throw a ball.” Puppies are cute. It’s a fact. An unstated but also very stated law of the universe. “But Draco, That’s a contradiction!” Ya well take this.
You can’t argue with flowing hair you fool.
Sharks. They aren’t needlessly cruel enough to murder people only trying to help them. That’s a scientific fact. They could rip you limb from limb with there massive infinite teeth or even become a nado.
So it stands to reason that a combination of these two primal forces would lead to something truly unstoppable. Something that will resonate with the core of your very soul.
Prepare yourselves. This is Shark Puppy.
Look at the cute OH MY STARS AND THE OTHER THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway you can read the comic here.
On the note of puppies, Splatoon had their first American Splatfest. This competition festival thingy pitted kitties versus doggies. It was close and their may have been some less than fair aspects with the rules being partially withheld but oh well Puppies won the day. Truly this is a glorious time to be a puppy. You win festivals, you get to be part shark, and you get posts on Dracoblag written about you. Also Marie, Draco’s favorite Squid Sister from Splatoon was also on team dog. You get Marie and Draco on your team. Talk about your all star first draft sports words team.